The King of Spain told Hugo Chavez to shut up.
In other news, Vladimir Putin started crying after another head-of-state called him a "poopy-head".
Well, actually, I'm making that second one up. But not the first one. You'd think that the world's most influential politicians would have better things to do than hurl playground insults at each other. And the media would have better things to do than to breathlessly report it.